Posts Tagged ‘television’

LOOK AT THE FROSTING

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

NPR’s Radiolab is brilliant, but often nightmare-inducing. The audio editing is creative but excessive. As you listen you tend to wonder if someone slipped a hit of LSD in your coffee. Quirky production techniques seem to follow host Robert Krulwich around. Brave New World, a late 1990s miniseries on ABC, was an audio-visual feast, and probably the most fun I had with TV. What They Might Be Giants does for song, Krulwich does for science. Heck, they’re even best buds.

This week’s Radiolab, featured on NPR’s Morning Edition, was too much. I was in my car and halfway through the segment, I experienced a waking nightmare involving two miserly, satanic voices arguing over cake. Was it a soul-crushing hallucination, or just something from the radio? Does it matter? I’m dead inside now.

Look Around You

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

This was mentioned on the previous blog, but it deserves a revisit.

Look Around You is a BBC series of short segments parodying 1980s science classroom films to which we’ve all been subjected at some point. The show’s attack is subtle and spot-on. So much so, in fact, that the pilot episode is actually too subtle. The first five minutes are conducted in such seriousness that it does not pass as satire. Beyond that it grows increasingly absurd to the point that, by the end, they’ve achieved maximum British humour per second. Succeeding episodes distinguish themselves much better.

Look Around You has earned a second mention here because Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has picked up the series for United States broadcast. It airs midnight CST every Sunday night. (Monday morning?)

I could not be happier. It shows that US television is not as xenophobic as I have often claimed. In most cases, if a series concept proved successful in another country, it was adapted for American audiences rather than broadcasting the original. Many of 2008′s new shows were guilty of pretending to be original, made-in-America material. The Office set a precedent for this behaviour, and I insist the series was always worse off for it. Steve Carell is a brilliant man, but his character exudes only predictable ignorance. Ricky Gervais is an entirely different man, producing a slimy and naïve boss personality irreproducible in the United States.

Push the Button, Frank

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

I have more faith in the concept of a divine ‘random B-list celebrity generator’-thingy than in any theist religion. It would probably just be an SQL database on an old 286 PC tied by dialup modem to the huge server farm dedicated to every human’s fate. Clotho would be a good DBA.

I bring this up because you never know who’s waiting for you on a given day. At a co-worker’s birthday party on Saturday, I met the most unexpected person. She falls nicely between obscurity and petty fame: anyone who watches enough TV has seen her image, but no one would mention her if they tried listing every character of every show they’ve encountered.

Remember Pearl Forrester? Not by name, you don’t. Remember ‘that recurring lady on Mystery Science Theater 3000‘? Yeah, I met her as we sat on plastic porch furniture drinking booze. Words can’t describe how surreal it is to meet someone so random in such a random fashion.

The Trial and Death of Tim Russert

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Tim Russert and his whiteboard will be missed. The last six months of his life must’ve been painful. Not from a bad heart, but from dealing with clueless voters. From the last blog post he wrote before he died:

I remember being in Indianapolis covering the Indiana primary and a man came up to me and said he wasn’t going to vote for Senator Obama because he was very concerned about the comments made by Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor.  I said, “That’s interesting.  As a reporter, I’m curious what comments particularly bothered you?”  He said, “Well, I can’t think of any that come to mind, but I also read on the Internet that he’s a Muslim.”  And I said, “Now wait a minute.  You can’t have both.  You can’t be offended by his Christian minister and then say he’s a Muslim.  You’ve got to pick one.”

Group Hug

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Group Hug is to me what comfort food is to most others. When I’m feeling lousy (an increasingly common emotion) I go to Group Hug and remember that other people have screwed their lives up far, far worse. I haven’t cheated in relationships. I don’t cut myself. I haven’t fallen in love with past or present bosses.

Many scenarios painted there are fake, but I have had trouble distinguishing between the site’s truth and fiction. It doesn’t matter. Even if the site were 100% lies, it would be a digital soap opera, one that I can appreciate, one that still has its roots firmly planted in feasibility. Television soaps long ago gave up on recycled reality and have since found suspension of disbelief to be an acceptable crutch. For a good time, I recommend reading weekly soap opera summaries found in many newspapers.

Opie Can't Handle the Truth

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Whilst writing up a surprisingly long list of The Things Jack Nicholson Has Taught Us (a list that has given my life new perspective; thanks, Victoria!), one bit on IMDB’s profile made me do a double-take:

“The Andy Griffith Show” …. Marvin Jenkins / … (2 episodes, 1966-1967)
… aka Andy of Mayberry (USA: rerun title)
- Aunt Bee, the Juror (1967) TV episode …. Marvin Jenkins
- Opie Finds a Baby (1966) TV episode …. Mr. Garland

Two opposite realities collide. Jack Nicholson, the image of mental instability and carefree malice with an oh-so-cool smirk and receding hairline, lives in Mayberry, NC, the small town that needs only two police officers. The absurdity is overwhelming, but IMDB is never wrong. YouTube corroborates for us: