Posts Tagged ‘religion’

Push the Button, Frank

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

I have more faith in the concept of a divine ‘random B-list celebrity generator’-thingy than in any theist religion. It would probably just be an SQL database on an old 286 PC tied by dialup modem to the huge server farm dedicated to every human’s fate. Clotho would be a good DBA.

I bring this up because you never know who’s waiting for you on a given day. At a co-worker’s birthday party on Saturday, I met the most unexpected person. She falls nicely between obscurity and petty fame: anyone who watches enough TV has seen her image, but no one would mention her if they tried listing every character of every show they’ve encountered.

Remember Pearl Forrester? Not by name, you don’t. Remember ‘that recurring lady on Mystery Science Theater 3000‘? Yeah, I met her as we sat on plastic porch furniture drinking booze. Words can’t describe how surreal it is to meet someone so random in such a random fashion.

Students Proclaiming Awesome Message…Guy

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

It’s already a tragedy that Spamarama, Austin’s signature event—hell if I care about Austin City Limits Festival or SXSW—is being taken over by Hormel Foods. They’ll probably situate lawyers at the front gates instead of security guards. What’s worse, though, is that the Spamarama name is being invaded from the underground by Christian values. This fringe site indicates that Spamarama now stands for the impressively overstretched ‘Students Proclaiming Awesome Message about Repentance and Mercy Available.’

Amazing. 268 acronyms of that length to choose from, and they chose the one that coincides with the festival making original sin—very original sin—out of pseudomeat.