Posts Tagged ‘memes’

spamguy Classix #6: 'I'd Buy That for a Dollar'

Monday, December 31st, 2007

The Blog City incarnation of this blog will supposedly implode as the New Year takes over, so this will be the last rerun I post. A shame. I feel a new empathy for writers who opt for creating clip shows over developing new content.

This one’s from November 24, 2005.


I saw RoboCop this weekend. A fine movie. Yet for being a totally serious, dark film, it has a running gag that seems totally out of place and inexplicable. Over and over, people keep saying the line ‘I’d buy that for a dollar!’ It means nothing — perhaps a statement of agreement or acknowledgement — and people in real life don’t say that, so every instance of the line feels like an infusion of artificial culture. The whole movie, with high-tech props and megacorporations set inside a Detroit that is basically unchanged from our reality, is like a patchwork of real reality and movie reality, with only the chosen bits covered over. It’s not wrong; in fact, I find it rather creative. But to return to the ‘dollar’ tagline, it’s about as explicit a change of culture as you get in that movie.The concept reminds me of Atlas Shrugged (why do I keep coming back to that godawful book?), in which everyone says ‘Who is John Galt?’ as a rhetorical question with the culturally assigned meaning of ‘Some things don’t have answers.’ Unfortunately, people in reality have started using that line…Ayn Rand has won.

‘I’d buy that for a dollar’ is a lot neater than the John Galt nonsense, so what I propose is that we let Paul Verhoeven win too. Stick it in your regular conversations, even if it adds nothing. Let it mean whatever you think it means. Even better: if someone catches the RoboCop reference, give them a dollar.

spamguy Classix #5: Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie

Monday, December 17th, 2007

This one’s from December 9th, 2006.


Here I am talking about John Hughes again. Somewhere between obscurity and popularity lies an awkward class of catch phrase, one in which people who we’d expect not to use it do, and those who should, don’t. Example: somewhere deep in the dialogue of The Breakfast Club lies this conversation:

BENDER: Dork…
BRIAN: Yeah?
BENDER: You are a parent’s wet dream, okay?
BRIAN: Well that’s a problem!
BENDER: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you’re a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!

Somehow the phrase Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie, expanding upon boring ol’ dweeb with strange bedfellow prefices, caught hold on the public. Or at least, on a couple people. It has an Urban Dictionary definition. It’s been used in WWF threats (!). 728 other pages exist using the term, excluding the previous two, and soon to be this blog post. ((2007 note: Now 1,790 pages, with the original Blog-City post ranking #4.)) That’s about it. But it’s enough to convince me that if pro wrestlers quote a John Hughes film, we have a catch phrase on our hands.

Now WTF is a clamhead?