Posts Tagged ‘cats’

Proto Man Peed On My Bed

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

I adopted a kitteh on Friday evening, and will get to pick him up on Monday. Excitement! Like any first-time pet owner, there is a little fear that the poor thing will drop dead in a few days. For me, though, I have a greater problem: I have a tendency to supply untitled things with horrible, stupid names when given the opportunity. I have always known that if I ever come in possession of a pet, I would—not might, would—baptise it with a name that would get it beaten up on the playground if it were a six year-old human.

Rather than keep a mental list of possible names, this post will help me remember when the moment of choice comes. It will also help you see how doomed this cat really is.

  1. Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr[1] von Braun [shortened to Wernher von Braun for most, Wernher only to me]
  2. Any character from the Mega Man series. Favourites include Mega Man, Crash Man, Doctor Wily, Flash Man, Magnet Man, Metal Man, Tomahawk Man, Yamato Man, and Proto Man. [Guts Man was considered, but would be better for the cat at the shelter I met that was 16 lbs.]

Irregular Cat Hats

Friday, June 6th, 2008

What makes a cat hat irregular? I for one would call all cat hats irregular: no cat looks regular wearing clothing. One San Diego woman knows the distinction, however, and is willing to explain through her lugubrious cat hat tale. Pix included, natch.

MEHCAT

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

It’s been so long since a LOLCAT has made me, well, LOL. The glory has passed. I still keep icanhascheezburger in my RSS feed, but as LOLCAT making becomes easier and more accessible—widgets exist to do the hard Photoshopping for you—the point of the meme has fuzzed. I love to slam 4chan for being illiterate assholes, but goddamn it, they still produce fine, fine cat macros. I bring this particular one up because it rose to the challenge of making me LOL and won. For a full two minutes. Yep, animals with inverse cross-eyedness are cute, all right.

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Earthquake or Tabby?

Monday, November 26th, 2007

This YTMND will be the first and only example of cute pr0n ((As in, exploitation of cute things—not pr0n that is also cute. You perv.)) you will ever witness that demands maxing out your speakers’ bass levels before watching.

Mew

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

I’m dead slow at reading, but when it comes to anime (which I’m not exactly obsessed with anyway), I’m a rock. One to two series is normal for a year: download one, rip through all the episodes in a month, get back to having a life for six months, repeat as many times as is allowable.

I tend to stick to the real-world situation shows, the ones conspicuously lacking lasers and explosions. If you think American TV is formulaic, Japanese scripts approach plagiarism! Furry fetishist crap aside, there are a lot of cats. A. Lot. Of them. ((Just so we’re clear, I hope Pokémon dies a horrible death in a fire.)) Hell, sometimes even the lasers-and-explosions media feature cats too.

There are too many other parallels to lump in one post—beach episodes, watermelon obsessions, and more await future days.