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		<title>Hey Girl, I&#8217;m Sad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How&#8217;s your day going? That&#8217;s great, but did you get in your daily Aaron Carter karaoke today? Let&#8217;s fix that:

It&#8217;s like Backstreet Boys with a novelty Chipmunks-style speedup. Thanks, Lillie.
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		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2010/02/09/hey-girl-im-sad/</link>
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		<title>LOOK AT THE FROSTING</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NPR&#8217;s Radiolab is brilliant, but often nightmare-inducing. The audio editing is creative but excessive. As you listen you tend to wonder if someone slipped a hit of LSD in your coffee. Quirky production techniques seem to follow host Robert Krulwich around. Brave New World, a late 1990s miniseries on ABC, was an audio-visual feast, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2010/01/26/caaaaaaaaaaaake/</link>
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		<title>Back to the Future</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whoa! Generic blog alert!
The backend of this blog had become buggy and strange after two years of WordPress updates. Today I did a clean reinstall, and everything should be back to normal. Except, apparently, the interface. This is probably a call to do what I should have done long ago: sculpt the blog into something [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2010/01/26/back-to-the-future/</link>
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		<title>Happy 2 • 3 • 5 • 67</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Another year, another factorisation. This time, it&#8217;s 2 • 3 • 5 • 67. This year is the first in a long time in which all the factors are rather small.
Can&#8217;t wait until next year, though: 2011 is a prime number, the first since 2003.
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		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2010/01/04/happy-2-%e2%80%a2-3-%e2%80%a2-5-%e2%80%a2-67/</link>
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		<title>Austin Looks Like A Green Bunny</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m dabbling with the idea of owning property. But this ain&#8217;t Detroit, where you can plop a dollar on a bank teller&#8217;s desk and call yourself a homeowner. (Mostly exaggerating.) This is Austin, where money is not used to buy property, just larger, sturdier cardboard boxes. Not only are property values exceedingly high, so are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2009/11/17/austin-looks-like-a-green-bunny/</link>
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		<title>I&#039;m Feeling Unlucky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At some point in my Internet travels, Firefox 3 stopped acting the way browsers have worked for 15 years. Normally if I punch cnn into the Address Bar, I get (surprise) cnn.com. These days, I&#8217;m getting a Google search for the keyword cnn instead, which is enormously unhelpful. It&#8217;s not obvious, but Firefox is performing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2009/11/09/im-feeling-unlucky/</link>
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		<title>Burn It, Burnet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Way back in high school, I took driver&#8217;s ed in a dumpy complex adjacent to Austin&#8217;s Burnet Road. That&#8217;s BURnet. One of my instructors, of uncertain wisdom, taste in clothes, and sexuality, frequently told me to turn onto BurNET. I wanted to slap his rat-tail for not knowing how to pronounce the street printed on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2009/05/07/burn-it-burnet/</link>
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		<title>Your Blog Has Been Denied</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mere days after lauding my friend&#8217;s craaaaazy new blog idea, I&#8217;ve already learned it&#8217;s not so crazy new. Behold, Not Hired. It has a catchy title and custom GIFs and everything.
Fear not, wheel-reinventing friend: give it a Rule 34 spin or something and you&#8217;ll be back on top of your field.
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		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2009/04/30/your-blog-has-been-denied/</link>
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		<title>I Tin Whistle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Overheard by the water cooler:
I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. Then I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. Then I bought a tin whistle&#8230;and now I tin whistle.
Is there a punchline somewhere? Is it a cruel prank, like a brain computer virus, intended to lock up victims&#8217; brains as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2009/04/29/i-tin-whistle/</link>
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		<title>Objective: To Obtain A Summer Internship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend (who shall remain nameless, lest her inferiors gang up on her) is following in the footsteps of blogs that examine human weaknesses. FMyLife logs f-ed lives. So does grouphug.us. There&#8217;s even a collection of the &#8216;mom mails&#8217; that make us roll our eyes, Postcards From Yo Momma.
My friend contributes to the field with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.spamguy.org/2009/04/27/187/</link>
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