What is it about bacon and stupid Internet ideas? No garden bench or tantalising pose makes clothing-qua-bacon look good. Were he wearing bacon-qua-clothing, and he were a she, then we’d have something.
Since we’re discussing food: I’m down to 174 lbs., which isn’t an outstanding drop since last I brought it up. Exercise hasn’t been that good lately due to IOL preparations and other work. It really is the diet/exercise duo that produces good results—news at 11.