It’s already a tragedy that Spamarama, Austin’s signature event—hell if I care about Austin City Limits Festival or SXSW—is being taken over by Hormel Foods. They’ll probably situate lawyers at the front gates instead of security guards. What’s worse, though, is that the Spamarama name is being invaded from the underground by Christian values. This fringe site indicates that Spamarama now stands for the impressively overstretched ‘Students Proclaiming Awesome Message about Repentance and Mercy Available.’
Amazing. 268 acronyms of that length to choose from, and they chose the one that coincides with the festival making original sin—very original sin—out of pseudomeat.