Was yesterday too grumpy for you? Yup, now you know why I don’t write about myself. Good news, though—Paul Robertson has a new video out, Kings of Power Four Billion %. If his previous Pirate Baby Battle Street Fight 2006 was a masterpiece, then Kings of Power is no less than a twelve minute epic of seizure-inducing face melting. Square-Enix, I think you’ve found your art director and concept designer for Final Fantasy XIV. Seriously, guys, where is your New Ultimate Jesus?