Continuing the thread of disturbing renditions of Super Mario, there’s also very gay steel worker Mario. Normally I would proclaim this another idea seized by Rule #34 of the Internet. ((Every time I google rule 34 in search of links that define the concept, the top hits never fail to be grosser than before. So, like I need to warn you: clicking on the above link is not a good idea.)) In this case I saw this picture set long enough ago that it actually predates the Rule. But universal gravitation existed before Newton, yes?