A few days ago I mocked Texas legislators for using the voting consoles of their neighbours whilst they were in the restroom. Today, there was significant traffic coming to see the logorrhea. Thanks to various tools at my fingertips, it’s possible to identify Google searches that brought visitors here. Emphasis on possible—I avoided desirable for a reason. Observe:
| Query | Visits |
|---|---|
| peeing men | 2 |
| Old Dan Tucker + words | 2 |
| men peeing | 1 |
Consider today the sequel. Welcome, urinary enthusiasts! There’s a bathroom on the right. Or just…yeah, go there, I’ll mop it up later.