Prevents DIVIDE_BY_ZERO_ERR In 3 Heart Attacks

I was watching Fox News over lunch (don’t ask), and an odd advert came on. It was an over-the-counter pain medication, and its tagline was Prevents 1 In 3 Heart Attacks.

Pause for a moment. Let that statistic sink in. If a prevented heart attack isn’t a heart attack, then…ouch, my brain hurts. Perhaps popping a few of these pills will prevent 1 in 3 logic traps?

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